I am only writing this article because Hambino bitched and moaned about me burying his mock draft post with something entertaining. And because of that I decided to bury it with another article. So, suck it.
While we’re at it Hambino continually calls me a glory hunter and how much better my life is as a sports fan is than his. But let’s face it. I would rather win championships than be a better team most years. Who the hell cares if the last five years the Redskins have been better than the Buccaneers. I can’t remember a Redskins Super Bowl yet he can remember a Bucs. We’ve agreed on this point many times but for some reason he continually ignores it because the fact doesn’t validate his argument. Typical Hambino with his alternative facts. Let’s lay it out on the line here. He may not be a die-hard just how I am not for some of these teams but here it is on the line.
He’s a Swansea fan, which granted sucks. Being a Chelsea fan is fantastic compared to that joke of a club. We’ve already covered the football route so he wins there. Baseball he’s at least got to see the Rays go to a series while my Orioles can’t seem to make it past the ALDS. Same argument holds up in Basketball. The Wizards are finally good enough to run right into Lebron James at the height of his game while he’s seen his Magic get to a final. Oh, and don’t get me started on my ever-disappointing heartbreak that is the Washington Capitals.
In summation, Hambino stop your bitching about how I am such a glory hunter. I would rather watch anxiety free a terrible team with no chance punctuated by Championships than this continual mediocrity and heartbreak that is my sporting life. At least we can both agree on the Noles and USMNT.