Monday Bitch: Daniel Snyder

Brad Johnson, Jeff George, Tony Banks, Shane Mathews, Patrick Ramsey, Danny Wuerfell, LegendTim Hasselbeck, Mark Brunell, Jason Campbell, Tod Collins, Donovan McNabb, Rex Grossman, John Beck, Robert Griffin III, Colt McCoy, Kirk Cousins… What does everyone on this needlessly long list of names have in common?  They have started at the Quarterback position under the ownership of this knucklehead.  While it’s no Cleveland Browns situation, the list shows the complete instability of the third highest revenue generating NFL franchise.  The Redskins are one of the great NFL franchises but have been 125-162-1 and been to the playoffs only 5 times with 2 playoffs wins in the last 18 years.

So, what is the issue?  First, this micromanaging psychopath can’t let anyone do their jobs.  Ex-general managers and coaches alike have reported in confidence that the relinquishing of the reigns in public is completely for show.  This even extends to winning coaches that ignore his “advice”.  This action generally leads to break downs in communication and a hostile relationship. Washington Post Writer Sally Jenkins reports that Snyder often uses the tactic of suggesting a free agent to play the expensive live version of fantasy football he inflicts on the Washington faithful.  If a coach doesn’t submit to this grown-up adaptation of bullying they’re often forced out soon after.  Wait did Tuck Sauce just quote a source?  F*** yea I did!  Actual journalism going on at SBDS!  Anyone I digress from my tirade targeted at the bane of my existence.  Like bro, if Albert Haynesworth was completely my damn idea, I might take a break from berating my GMs.

Let’s talk about the final piece of this calamity; the fan experience.  You would think that the Redskins would be able to provide a decent fan experience since they can’t put a product onto the field.  But they don’t.  I haven’t been to every stadium in the NFL circuit but the games I’ve seen at Heinz Field, Bank of America, M&T Bank, and Lambeau are infinitely better than what I’ve had to experience at FedEx.  Now look, if you spend the money and get a club seat or a box seat it is a great experience inside.  However, FedEx is on the end of a metro line and that stop is a mile away from the stadium.  Additionally, if FedEx Fieldyou decide to drive; traffic is an absolute shambles.  Oh, and once you’re there, this douche nugget charges in certain areas for people to tailgate to drive them under the Bud light tent so you have the privilege of purchasing $14 dollar pints.  And don’t get me started on the cave.  Here’s a picture of an actual seat in FedEx from the cave that I took.  My seats were only 3 over from this disgrace.  Like da fuq?

Daniel Snyder is a typical example of a billionaire that treats his investment better than a drunken Bostonian treats his red headed step child.  Both passive aggressively criticizing and damaging self confidence in any way possible, and then cashing the kid’s paycheck he got from bagging groceries so he can buy another 40 of OE or whatever the hell they drink north of the Mason Dixon Line.  Was that a run-on sentence?  Damn I guess the illusion of actual semi-journalism is completely shattered.  But that’s how angry this dude makes me.

PS. Can you just sign Kirk Cousins to a long-term deal so we don’t have to start Brian Kirk CousinsHoyer in 2018? K, thanks!

Look, at the end of the day the dude has some massive cash and is making a lot of money, so you’d figure he’s not a complete and total idiot.  And it is technically his team.  However, braj if we stop buying jerseys and going to games because we get treated like a rock you’re trying to squeeze blood out of, that money is going dry up.  Damn, who am I kidding… is it football season yet?

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Tuck Sauce’s Summer: Quest for 162

Hey everyone. As basketball, hockey and soccer gradually come to an end, I need something to enterain me through the monotoneus baseball season. You may not know but HB Hofbräuhaus Original is my favorite beer. However, I am willing to go on the pursuit of all pursuits to replace it. I am looking for 162 of your favorite beers on this thread to 1. find a new beer and 2. to show how ridiculous baseball is! I look forward to a ton of trips to Total WIne this year to get this done! Cheers!

  1. Blue Mountain Brewery Full Nelson 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • Blue Mountain Brewery #fullnelson #virginiapaleale first of all love a Virginia beer! However, it maybe the chili but the back end of this is way hoppy. Upfront this is a great beer. You know as a lager man its not my go to cause of the back end. 4 out of 6 beers for this one but another beer from this brewery will definately make it on the 162. But Hoffbrau is still 1-0.
  2. Sweet Water Brewery Sesh 2 out of 6 Beers:
    • … idk what this is Sweet Water brewery. I’m usually a huge fan of your beer but it tastes like you took an IPA and just added water at the end. I get that’s it’s a session but it doesn’t taste like you committed to any flavor. 2 out of 6 beers. Hofbrau Beer is 2-0 #illstillfinishit #tucksaucessummer
  3. Red Hook Brewery Long Hammer IPA 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • Damn Red Hook Brewery. Looking good shorty! Umm that’s not what I’d thought you’d taste like… citrusy? You been perfuming up haven’t you? 4 out of 6 beers for the Long Hammer IPA 3-0 to Hofbrau Beer#tucksaucessummer
  4. Old Ox Brewery Golden Ox 3 out of 6 Beers:
  5. Mustang Sally Article one 3 out of 6 Beers:
    • Ok Mustang Sally Brewing Company. Credit for being Virginia. Credit for the America reference. But mediocre… 3 out of 6 beers Hofbrau Beer 5-0
  6. Leinenkugel Cannoe Paddler 5 out of 6 Beers:
  7. Lagunitas Little Sumpin’ 5 out of 6 Beers:
    • Lagunitas Brewing Co well done! Nice spring citrus taste at the front but some hops at the back end. Very smooth for something that’s 64 IBUs! 5 out of 6 beers. Only one problem though . Can already feel after 3 sips it’s not something I can drink alot of. Hofbrau Beer on a Washington Nationals like streak and goes 7-0
  8. Great Lakes Brewing Eliot Ness 4 out of 6 Beers:
  9.  Hardywood Park Craft Brewery Pils 6 out of 6 Beers:
    • We have our first playoff contender! I’m not ready to give Hardywood Park Craft Brewery Pils a win here but definately worth a second try come fall! It’s so easy to screw up a pilsner. But this had a bunch of flavor but still had a crispness a pilsner should have! Hofbrau Beer 8-0-1 #tucksaucessummer 6 out of 6 beers
  10.  Privatbrauerei Gaffel Becker & Co Kolsh 4 out of 6 Beers:
  11. Port City Brewing Company Helles Lager 4 out of 6 Beers:
  12. Corona Corona Light 3 out of 6 Beers:
    • It was laying around and I needed a beer.  The non-light versions disgusting cousin.
  13. Devil’s Backbone Vienna Lager 5 out of 6 Beers:
    • I guess we really can’t call Devil’s Backbone Brewery a craft beer anymore since they sold their soul. For good reason though. It’s about the best lager I’ve ever had but nothing adventurous. 5 out of 6 beers for the Vienna lager. Hofbrau Beer 12-0-1. #tucksaucessummer
  14.  Samuel Adams Hopscape 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • Been waiting to try this beer from Samuel Adams for a while because I love their seasonal stuff. Little disappointed in this one though. It’s good but I think I built it up in my head too much. Oh yeah technical stuff. Crisp, light and hoppy 4 out of 6 beers #tucksaucessummer Hofbrau Beer is 13-0-1
  15. DC Brau The Public 5 out of 6 Beers:
    • Ok I know there are two beers in this photo but today is all about the delicious DC Brau Brewing the public pale. A great mild beer with the right balance of hops. Hofbrau Beer is 14-0-1 but this is definitely 5 of out of 6 beers. #tucksaucessummer
  16.  Firestone Walker Brewing Co. California Pale Ale 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • After the first trip to Total Wine & More I picked up this beauty from Firestone Walker Brewing Co.. The California pale ale has a great crisp taste up front. Perfect after the round of golf today. Not very hoppy which I enjoy means I can drink 6 of them in a day. Hofbrau Beer is still 15-0-1 but I’m definitely interested in trying more of their beer. 4 out of 6 beers. #tucksaucessummer
  17. Pilsner Urquell Pilsner 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • So two things. 1. Europe start making beer in 12 freedom units. 2. The Pilsner Urquell is a beer that tastes better in it’s homeland. Not really anything special besides the crispness. 4 out of 6 beers only because I had it in Prague and it’s hitting the nostalgia button. 16-0-1 #tucksaucessummer
  18. New Belgium Glutiny 5 out of 6 Beers:
  19. Anchor Steam Ale out of 6 Beers:
    • Anchor Steam fans don’t look now. I’m finding myself sitting here going da fuq is that after taste. As I click my touch and try to cleanse my pallet all I can think is you can’t justify an above average beer with this at the back. Yea it’s sour and I get beer is bitter but it’s like a film on the back of my throat. 3 out of 6 beers. Hofbrau Beer is 18-0-1 #tucksaucessummer
  20. Starr Hill Brewery Northern Lights 5 out of 6 Beers:
    • Starr Hill Brewery Northern Lights IPA and some bbq. What a winning combination! Nice smooth mild IPA easy but delicious drinking. 19-0-1 to Hofbrau Beer but this one gets 5 out of 6 beers.
  21. Rogue Brewing Company 4 Hops IPA 3 out of 6 Beers:
  22. Old Ox Brewery Alpha Ox 5 out of 6 Beers:
  23.  Lagunitas Maximus IPA 6 out of 6 Beers:
    • Lagunitas Brewing Co has put up a playoff challenge here. What a smooth beer for 8 percent alcohol. Light on the carbonation and at 72 ibus not bitter at all. Wow great IPA! 21-0-2 6 out of 6 beers for this one. #tucksaucessummer
  24. Kona Brewing Company Hanalei 3 out of 6 Beers:
  25.  Evolution Craft Brewing Company Lot 3 5 out of 6 Beers:
  26. Great Lakes Brewery Company Chillwave 3 out of 6 Beers:
    • Great Lakes Brewing Company chillwave is interesting. I’m kind of guessing it’s a double ipa I don’t really have a beer list in front of me. It has an odd after taste that I’m not a fan of. 3 out of 6 beers. Hofbrau Beer moves to 24-2.. Yes I dropped the middle number. I’m just going have a playoff at the end. #tucksaucessummer
  27.  Deschutes Brewery Mirror Pond Pale Ale 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • Deschutes Brewery are you sure this is a pale ale? I don’t taste any hops at all…. I award no points and may God have mercy on your soul. Well 4 points… out of 6… cause this is how this works. Hofbrau Beer is 25-2. #tucksaucessummer
  28.  Ballast Point Brewing Company Manta Ray 5 out of 6 Beers:
  29. Rogue Brewing Company American Amber Ale 5 out of 6 Beers:
  30. Jam Session IPA 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • My 30th beer comes from Jam Session Brewing Co. And it’s a pale ale. I had to take this pic quick cause I was at a wedding. Plus I look great in a suit. Hoppy but despite being an open bar I didn’t go back to get another one of these. 4 out of 6 beers. 28-2. #tucksaucessummer. 132 more to go. Let’s go.
  31. Shotgun Betty Heff 2 out of 6 Beers:
    • Umm Shotgun Betty… What is this. Your heff made me want to drown out the flavor with as many budlights as I could down in the next ten minutes to drown out your after taste. 2 out of 6 beers. #tucksaucessummer 29-2
  32.  Uinta Brewing Hop Nosh IPA 5 out of 6 Beers:
    • Uinta Brewing… this is really good. Like great balance of hops and flavor. 5 out of 6 beers for sure. If it wasn’t for a bit of too much sour on the back end it’d be a 6 for sure. #tucksaucessummer 30-2.
  33. Get Bent Brewery Mountain IPA 6 out of 6 Beers:
    • So I can’t find Get Bent Breweries page. But the Mountain IPA is a playoff contender so if any of my beer drinking friends can give them a shout out! 6 out of 6 beers 30-3!
  34. Sierra Nevada Tropical Torpedo IPA 6 out of 6 Beers:
    • Sierra Nevada Brewery really wasn’t expecting much from the tropical torpedo IPA with the word tropical in the title. However, this is fantastic. Light crisp hops phenomenal body and a great after taste. I’m going give it another shot. 30-4. Contender. #tucksaucessummer 6 out of 6 beers
  35. Well’s Brewery Oatsmobile 4 out of 6 Beers:
  36. Lagunitas Hop Stoopid Ale 5 out of 6 Beers:
  37. South Street Brewery Satan’s Pony 4 out of 6 Beers:
  38. Flying Dog Brewery Blood Orange IPA 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • Flying Dog Brewery I was expecting a lot more from the blood orange ale. Pretty mild flavors and a good drink but I didn’t really get the blood orange. 4 out of 6 beers. #tucksaucessummer 34-4
  39. Flying Dog Brewery Numero Uno 5 out of 6 Beers:
    • What a great beer for memorial day Flying Dog Brewery makes. The numero uno is like a lime beer but it doesn’t haven’t the sugary kick on the back end. 5 out of 6 beers for this one. 35-4. #tucksaucessummer
  40. Pirate Brewing Company Kolsh 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • Greetings from Nassau. Hambino and I don’t have internet on the boat so we’ve just been… ummm.. drinking…. Any way trying this kolsh at a local brewery here in the Bahamas and it’s good. That’s all I got. I don’t have the patience to review this but it’s not hofbrau 36-4. 4 out of 6 beers#tucksaucessummer
  41. Pirate Brewing Company IPA 4 out of 6 Beers:
  42. The Farm Brewery at Broad Run Double IPA 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • So tried out a new brewery this weekend. And let me tell you what a great spot. Some growing pains with the beer but there’s a few good ones at the The Farm Brewery at Broad Run. This double ipa for instance is a very hoppy delicious pint. 4 out of 6 beers. 38-4 #tucksaucessummer
  43. The Farm Brewery at Broad Run Pale Ale 4 out of 6 Beers:
  44. O’connor Brewing Company Tides De Mars 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • Terrible picture I know. But not a bad beer from O’Connor Brewing Co.. not usually a fan of the wheat taste but this is pretty good. I’ll give the tides de mars a 4 out of 6 beers. 40-4. #tucksaucessummer
  45. Kona Brewing Company Big Wave 5 out of 6 Beers:
    • Love anything from Kona Brewing Company. Big wave is a delicious summer beer and I’m stoked to be drinking it while watching deadpool and having the a.c. cranked up. 5 out of 6 beers. 41-4. #tucksaucessummer
  46. Dogfish Head SeaQuench Ale 2 out of 6 Beers:
    • I trusted my buddy kmart on this one and what a terrible decision it ended up being. If you like drinking carbonated salt water I guess you can tolerate this. C’mon Dogfish Head you make some of the best beers in the world and you can this swill. 2 out of 6 beers. 42-4. #tucksaucessummer
  47. Power’s Farm & Brewery Sooner Pale Ale 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • You find beer in the best places. Down a gravel road and in a small bar with the tanks right behind the bar I found them if sooner pale ale. 4 out of 6 beers on this one. 43-4 #tucksaucessummer
  48. Troegs Brewing Company Perpetual IPA 5 out of 6 Beers:
    • Troegs Brewing Co. Comes through on the list with this tasty long neck. A very flavorful but easy to drink IPA. Definitely had more than one of these…. 5 out of 6 beers. 44-4. #tucksaucessummer
  49. Great Lakes Brewing Commodore Perry 4 out of 6 Beers:
  50. Zima Zima 2 out of 6 Beers:
    • Guys… Zima is back And it’s number 50. And it still tastes like someone pissed in a fresca… 2 out of 6 beers. 46-4. #tucksaucessummer
  51. Abita Brewing Andygator 4 out of 6 Beers:
    • Definitely taste all of the IBUs in Abita Brewing Company Andygator. Idk it was ok but to me just another example of a brewery competing on the most hops front instead of the most delicious beer. 47-4. 4 out of 6 beers. #tucksaucessummer
  52. Warthog Brewing Company Game Day 4 out of 6 Beers:

If You Wear a Men’s Romper I will Choke You

mens rompersOk, I wasn’t going to post today.  And to be fair this has absolutely nothing to do with sports, beer and/or food so I shouldn’t be posting about it.  However, I feel like this needs to be talked about.  If you are a dude wearing a romper and I see you anywhere at all, I will chase you down with the goal of eliminating you from the gene pool.  Seriously.

 

All fashion has its place in the world.  For instance, the only place in the world to wear Jortsmale jorts (or jean shorts for you not up on the hip lingo) is the swamp for Florida Gators football.  I don’t know why a bunch of Walmart shopping, 3 tooth having, Busch light drinking rednecks believe it’s appropriate to wear a form of clothing that has been out of style since 1985 to watch an offense gain 14 years over the span of 4 hours, but it is.  You’ll fit right in. #TimTebowWearsJorts.  Women you’re allowed to wear jean shorts as long as they have no longer than a 3-inch inseam.  And no mom shorts. PALLEASE. However, a romper for dudes has no place.

snuggieI’m not one to be completely against all stupid fashion trends as well.  I am pro Snuggie.  Yes, I know it’s just a robe turned backward making me take the whole thing off just to take a pee.  However, it keeps my arms warm while I upload inappropriate meme’s onto SBDS’s Facebook page.  This simple invention allows me to stay comfortable so I can entertain the 10s of you that read this nonsense.

Following up this whole romper nonsense.  Can we do away with rompers?  Every year during concert and baseball season I watch girls trade in Daisy Dukes and Sun Dresses for this hideous piece of garment.  And here’s a secret dudes.  They don’t like wearing them in public.  If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard a girl not wanting to use a public restroom because they have to get bare-naked to do a very simple act of nature, I’d have a whole 45 cents.  Seriously, humanity, I feel like this is something that we can all get behind! BAN ROMPERS!

My Monday Bitch: Jordan Spieth

Look for the last two years I have been this guy’s biggest fan.  His run in 2015 was Jordanunbelievable.  While it wasn’t the sought-after year grand slam, he won two majors, came in 2nd in a third and was a shot off a playoff in the 4th.  He was America’s golden boy, the person to carry American golf back to the forefront. He is dating his high school sweet heart and has a special needs sister he is heavily involved with. He was the one accomplishing what Ricky and Dustin couldn’t do.  But finally, after this weekend, I’m done with him.

Let’s start with how he continually barks at his caddie.  Originally, I admired this as a conversation of two team members plotting their way towards victory.  The outspoken and explosive Spieth and his mild mannered, calming rock Michael Greller making their way around the golf course.  Now, I am so sick of listening to him berate this poor dude on his bag.  I’ve been there as a caddie.  And I get after you chunk a 9 iron that costs you a 7 on a par 3 you want someone to blame.  But shit dude, I didn’t make the swing, I’m just here to give you a yardage and fill your divots.  So, shut the hell up and take some of the blame.

Speaking of taking some responsibility.  After nubbing a 9 iron into the face of a bunker and having to play the same shot over doesn’t make it “the dumbest hole you’ve ever played in your life”.  I mean bro, I’ve made a lot of doubles in my life.  And yes, if you are playing a municipal club with the tee box lined up at a 90-degree angle to the fairway, that’s 420 yards long, a fairway 15 yards wide, with OB lining either side and you have to play your second out of a divot that hasn’t been filled into to a bunker that hasn’t been raked since the Eisenhower administration, you can bitch about how stupid a hole is.  And yes, that hole exists and it’s not on a major championship course.

you're annoyingFinally, we can move on to what started this whole gripe.  Him taking a picture of a poorly raked bunker at the Players Championship this weekend.  Really, bro? Seriously?  First of all, 12 shot penalty for breaking out your phone. It’s not spring break, and as much as I love snap chat, this isn’t your Saturday morning round with the boys with Toto’s Africa piping over the jambox.  Which is probably what you were doing two days later since you didn’t make the cut you child.

I could tolerate all this immature nonsense if it wasn’t how much time he spent on TV.  Not only am I forced to deal with his constant bitching because he’s popular but also because he’d be the slowest player on the golf course during a Sunday morning match.  He’d be the dickhead grinding over a 3-foot putt in a 5 dollar Nassau and bitching when he missed it because there was a spike mark in his way.  Like bro get over yourself and get back to playing golf.

Burying Hambino

I am only writing this article because Hambino bitched and moaned about me burying his mock draft post with something entertaining.  And because of that I decided to bury it with another article.  So, suck it.

While we’re at it Hambino continually calls me a glory hunter and how much better my life is as a sports fan is than his.  But let’s face it.  I would rather win championships than be a better team most years.  Who the hell cares if the last five years the Redskins have been better than the Buccaneers.  I can’t remember a Redskins Super Bowl yet he can remember a Bucs.  We’ve agreed on this point many times but for some reason he continually ignores it because the fact doesn’t validate his argument.  Typical Hambino with his alternative facts.  Let’s lay it out on the line here.  He may not be a die-hard just how I am not for some of these teams but here it is on the line.

He’s a Swansea fan, which granted sucks.  Being a Chelsea fan is fantastic compared to that joke of a club.  We’ve already covered the football route so he wins there.  Baseball he’s at least got to see the Rays go to a series while my Orioles can’t seem to make it past the ALDS.  Same argument holds up in Basketball.  The Wizards are finally good enough to run right into Lebron James at the height of his game while he’s seen his Magic get to a final.  Oh, and don’t get me started on my ever-disappointing heartbreak that is the Washington Capitals.

In summation, Hambino stop your bitching about how I am such a glory hunter.  I would rather watch anxiety free a terrible team with no chance punctuated by Championships than this continual mediocrity and heartbreak that is my sporting life.  At least we can both agree on the Noles and USMNT.  

Fried Chicken Sandwiches & Homemade Chips

The Beer:

Cooking is better with alcohol let’s face it.  So, I love cracking open a beer or six while
Goose Island Preseason Lagerworking with sharp objects, fire and hot oil.  This week’s selection comes from the ever expanding Chicago Brewery; Goose Island, with their Pre-Season Lager. Mainly, because it was the only thing at Sheetz that day that I hadn’t drank yet.  Maybe I should get my drinking under control.  Anyway, I was impressed with this beer.  Had that crispness of a lager but beer drinkers will enjoy the incorporation of a smooth hoppy taste at the back end.  I’d give it a 5 out of 6 beer rating this week.

The Game:

Sports are always on and what better to sit and eat a delicious meal than Game 6 between the Washington Capitals and the Toronto Maple Leafs.

The Meal:

I started by filleting a chicken breast so I had three sandwich size pieces of chicken and then dunking them into a marinade that I left in the fridge for 2 hours.  My marinade was a combination of black and red pepper, garlic salt, salt and chili powder but play with some flavors and find something you like.  Whisk the dry ingredients with water and you got an easy marinade.  I know dude, who wants to take the time to marinade chicken.  I’m telling you its worth the extra 30 seconds of your life.  Plus, if you are one of those people that still need a reason to drink besides I’m thirsty, you can do this.  By the way, if you are one of those people, grow up.  You aren’t hiding your alcoholism from anyone.  Any way while I was waiting on that I started working on the chips.

I don’t have any fancy kitchen equipment.  I took two potatoes and using a paring knife20170423_132232 sliced paper thin portions off the potatoes.  I placed the slices in a cold salt and ice water as I was slicing.  After all the potatoes were sliced I took the bowl to the sink and rinsed the slices till the water was clear.  I then filled the bowl full of cold water and sprinkled salt.  Cover the bowl and leave for an hour.

Remove your chips and chicken from the fridge and place on paper towels.  Pat and dry both paper towels.  Douse the chips one more time with some sea salt.

 

Here’s the fun part guys.  Fry time.  Fill a pot with 3 or 4 inches of oil and turn the burner to around 7.  I always take a colander and place it on top of a few paper towels to let the oil dry off as I finish frying.  Place the chips in batches into the oil for 4 minutes and then place the slices into the colander to dry.  While waiting on this whisk an egg together with a quarter of whatever beer you’re sipping on and in a separate bowl get some flower.  As the chips drain in the colander take your chicken breasts dip them first into the beer batter mix and then the flour and place in the oil.  Fry for about 15 minutes or until the batter is golden brown and the juices are clear.  Remove and place in the colander for oil to drain off.  Throw the chips in back into oil in batches until golden brown.  Remove and place into the colander and use seasoning salt to taste.  There delicious dinner with minimal effort.  Get on it dudes.

Meal Prep Sunday: Grilled Buffalo Chicken Salad

The Beer:

20170305_114155Everyone knows that when you’re whipping up a fresh batch of grilled dead animals, the consumption of barley, hops, water and yeast is a must.  This week’s selection was a Virginia IPA called Hoptimization from Brother’s Craft Brewery.  Google says the Brewery is in Harrisonburg, VA, which to be honest is a pretty damn good drinking town.  When I was in high school local university JMU was known as quite the party school.  However, since I’m 26 and old now that’s not what I’m here for.  However, as a pretentious 26-year-old male, I feel my opinion on craft beer matters.  Shit running out of words.  Anyway, my main complaint with IPAs is they tend to be way over PA’d.  This had a mellow flavor despite its ridiculous 7 some odd percent in alcohol content.  I’d give it a 4 out of 6 beers.

The Game:

You should have some solid background noise but something you don’t particularly care about.  Tottenham vs Everton served this purpose and actually turned out great.  Just like my chicken.

The Meal:

Yes, I know this is dude food and it has the word salad in it.  Who wants a salad.  Well since it is one of three socially responsible ways to shove ranch in your mouth, I’d say they have a spot on SBDS.  Plus, this is a quick and easy way to get your veggies in that one time of week you feel obligated to.  Here’s what you’ll need:

4 Chicken Breasts20170305_114210

Spices (Depending how spicy you like it)

10 Ounces of Spring Mix and Spinach

1 Red Bell Pepper

1.5 Cups of Diced Red Onion

2 Carrots

A Bag of 4 Shredded Cheddar

Ranch

A Bottle of Buffalo Wing Sauce from Sweet “F***ING” Baby Rays

First things first.  Get you a lot of chicken breasts.  Not frozen.  Seriously not that hard.  And get a big f***ing Ziploc bag.  I put in the following but I also like my chicken spicy.  However, a good place to start is put the following in the bag:

Black Pepper20170305_115032

Salt

Red Pepper

Cilantro

Chili Powder

Garlic Powder

Chicken Breasts

Shake in bag and place in fridge for 10 minutes.  Wash and dice the Pepper and peel the carrots.  Turn grill on high.  Once its good and hot turn it down to about 75 percent.  Oh 20170305_125437and dudes learn your grill.  It’s about the manliest thing you can do.  Any way back to it.  Close the grill and leave for 10 minutes.  Leave your meat be guys.  If you touch it too much, the juices will come flowing out.  The last thing you want is for all your juices to leave your meat early.  Flip leave for 10 more minutes.  Flip the chicken twice more for 5 minutes on both sides.  Cut the chicken into small fragments.  Place the cut chicken in a bowl and pour the buffalo sauce on and close lid and shake vigorously.  K at this point it’s a f***ing salad.  Assemble and eat.  And enjoy its delicious and hard to screw up.20170305_130812